they could finally have that angry sex she mentioned
oh shit yeah!!! would be so on board for this
amazing. we have to learn the tune for when she comes to visit but i guess she’s more lenient re the lyrics for us??
naaaah she’s ruthless u better get learning
actually thats not true i have shorts on rn its pretty sunny out
what if u hum it with malicious intent
she’ll still appear and give you a disdainful look but she can’t technically do anything about it, its very gratifying
all of these are true especially the first one, if you stop humming it the queen appears and revokes your citizenship
yea i guess i’m pretty chill
well i drink a fair bit if tea but so far my teeth are alright!
i know you think you’re gonna try to f i x me, but maybe i don’t wanna be fixed.”
Photographer Richard Peters sat in his car and from a distance watched the fox hunting, just enjoying the performance. The fox was listening for rodents under the snow, then leaping high to pounce down on the unsuspecting prey. It was too far away to photograph, and so when it disappeared and suddenly reappeared, on a snow bank level with the car window, Richard was taken by surprise. “It was already in pounce position, and I barely had time to lift the camera before it leapt up into the air almost clean out of my field of view. I managed to get a sequence of the leap, but I love this quirky image best, which gives a real sense of just how high these wonderful animals can jump.”