"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
So, in response to some asks I’ve gotten, I decided that I would release the first scene of the game as a sort of demo.
It’s not very long and it hasn’t been beta’d - it’s literally just a little look at the game so you can try it out and have a little explore. Hopefully you’ll all still want to play the game once it’s over (ha!)
The demo will end when you decide to drive to the house in the Impala.
How to play:
- Download this .exe file from my dropbox (note: Chrome may refer to the file as malicious and ask for your permission to download it - it does this for most .exe file extensions, and the game will not harm your pc in any way)
- Run the application and, when prompted, extract to a file location of your choice
- Open the newly extracted file and run the “game” application
- It should now be up and running. Have fun!
You can find the credits for the demo here.
EDIT: The Dropbox link no longer works due to the amount of traffic it received.
The demo can now be downloaded from 4shared here! Thank you so much uwu
Hello people, play this please and be more excited for it than ever, okay thank you, bye.
current sexuality: MISHA DANCING LIKE AN ADORKABLE BALLERINA
All I can see is a very disgruntled Cas after accidentally picking up those cursed ballet shoes.
Now I can’t unsee that
Okay, it’s official this needs to happen
alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy
so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.
the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.
the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.
in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.
the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.
and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides
James and Sirius losing their shit over how punk their friend’s son is. (x)
I just don’t know how to look at the world anymore. I don’t see street and traffic lights and cars. I see demons and angels. Everything’s different.
My guilty pleasure would have to be doing nothing. I am an excellent time waster. I mean we’re talking, like, days. I could just do nothing.
Maurizio Cattelan and Pierpaolo Ferrari/New York Magazine